Kimberley volunteers

“Yes, I was afraid once, child,” Mildred nodded, the tiny cabin pitching in the terrible swells. “Very scared.”

“I bet you couldn’t sleep either?”

“Now, little Molly, you have no reason to fear,” she tried to look stern, “and every reason to get some rest.”

The first class cabins of the RMS Olympic were beautifully provisioned, burnished dark wooden fittings, fine dun leathers, deep burgundy satins, it seemed as safe as the Palace of Westminster. Mildred, by appearance a dowager, by experience a frontiers-woman, was loathe to let the little girl’s imagination win out.

“Tell me gran’mama,” Molly mewed from within her heavy eiderdown. “Tell me about you being afraid.”

“No, my child, now you are beginning to vex me.”

“Oh, gran’mama, I want, you must…”

“Hush now!” scolded Mildred.

Terrible thunder crashed outside, brightening the porthole with stark light sending Mildred’s thoughts back to that dark time.

“I was in Kimberley, in South Africa. My late husband Gerald, may God rest him, was busy making our fortune in diamonds, but the Boers had invaded, they had us surrounded.”

“Who were the boors, gran’mama?”

“Oh, child, they were just settlers, just like us really. There had been trouble for years. War came and they cut off our town. We could have fled of course, but Gerald would not leave his precious mines. ‘It will all be over in a month,’ he said.”

“Did they have guns?”

“What terrible guns…”

*    *    *    *    *

By day, spotters could see the smoke from the howitzers a full seventeen seconds before the shells hit, but by night there was no warning. The people of Kimberley were lowered into the mine tunnels at dusk to avoid the terror.

Mildred sat in the dim glow from the Davy lamp by means of which Gerald was perusing his papers. She was stroking Edwina’s forehead, trying to lull the child’s fears.

“Is John going to fight in the war?” the girl whispered.

“No, dear,” Mildred replied distracted.

“But he joined up. With the volunteers.”

“He’s only sixteen,” she moaned quietly, watching the boy’s sleeping form. “Still a child, still my child.”

She looked across at her husband, calculating his profits and losses.

“Gerald,” she called to him gently. “Gerald!”

“What?” There was a crease of annoyance on his brow, visible even in the half light.

“What are we going to do about John?”

“What about him?”

“How are we to stop him joining the volunteers? He seems so determined.”

“Stop him? What tosh, woman! Why would we want to stop him? Best thing the oaf has ever done.”

“Oh Gerald no, you can’t possibly mean it, you simply can’t!”

He stared at her over the wire rims of his spectacles, dark moustache wrinkling.

“Can’t mean it? In case you had not realised, it is becoming apparent that we can’t rely on General Roberts to lift the siege any time soon. Here is our son offering to do what the damn expeditionary force choose not to. Yet you see it as your task to stop him?”

He turned his back on her and hunched the Davy lamp a little closer to his work. Mildred listened to the distant booming.

*    *    *    *    *

“Oh my!” The little girl, far from being lulled to sleep, was now sitting up, eyes wide. Mildred found that as she spoke the images were more alive to her than ever.

*    *    *    *    *

Crossing the town was a hazardous affair. The ground was split from stray shell blasts leaving muddy puddles. If the spotters yelled out, she would have to throw herself into some makeshift cover, it was no task for a civilised lady. Mrs. Kekewich met her at the front door, there being no servants that were not seconded to the defence effort.

“I’m afraid you might not have come at the best moment,” she said when Mildred arrived.

As if on cue, there came the sound of aggressive shouting from one of the rooms, and next moment a bombastic man, face red from anger, came spitting phlegm as he stormed passed the ladies without acknowledging them. Mildred recognised Cecil Rhodes, one of the founders of De Beers and almost a god in the eyes of her husband.

“Darling,” Mrs. Kekewich rushed into the room, “are you quite alright?”

“Alright now that he is gone, my sweet.”

The General was sitting behind his desk, trembling with fury. His wife poured him a stiff whisky from the mahogany cupboard. Mrs. Kekewich introduced Mildred, explaining that she was here about her son, still just a boy, now signed up for the volunteers. The General listened as he sipped.

“Indeed you must be very concerned, Madame?”

“I am so sorry to be taking your valuable time, General, but yes, I am desperately afraid. I had thought you might… Well, perhaps such a young recruit might be set to some lighter duty, guarding a food store perhaps.”

Kekewich nodded silently then shook his head.

“If I could, madame, be most assured I would. Alas, I am barely in control of my own command. I am afraid that Rhodes and De Beers run all the local militias and police.”

The words struck Mildred’s heart with a cold chill. She could feel tears come to her eyes, but would not let her dignity fail her. Her only hope lay now with Lord Roberts, that his forces might lift the siege before the volunteers were trained.

*    *    *    *    *

The storm outside was still raging, though the thunder was easing.

“What happened, gran’mama? Did they lift the seals?”

“Siege, dear,” smiled Mildred. “Eventually. The tide was turned by force of numbers. But, for us, it was too late…”

*    *    *    *    *

Each afternoon, as the volunteers gathered on the playing fields. Mildred took a deck chair to the pavilion and watched them as they were drilled up and down. Rhodes had refused to even see her, and Gerald would not dream of bothering his employer at a time of financial crisis. She watched boys drilling. If De Beers did one thing well it was spending money; the volunteers had fine horses and martial uniforms. Each day that they reconvened on the parade ground was one more that they were away from the withering gunfire of the Boer Mausers.

One morning they learned there had been a sortie, a small group of regulars on horseback slipped out of the village by cover of the pre dawn gloom, took a nearby kop and destroyed three guns mounted on its heights, escaping back to safety before the sun rose. There was to be a repeat raid the next morning, General Kekewich himself announced to the boys. The regular troops were to storm a series of guns on another kop, the volunteers would guard their retreat.

As he left the ground, Kekewich came to Mildred, but she could not raise her eyes, and she sensed he was unable to speak.

She did not sleep that night, nor did John. She flattened every crease, dabbed at any hint of a stain on his new uniform. She served him tea and porridge though neither could eat. Long before dawn she  watched him ride into the ranks of the Volunteers and fade into anonymity amongst the other uniforms.

Kekewich was in the habit of keeping station each morning on the conning-tower of the De Beers mine. The climb up the ladder was precarious, but this was not going to stop Mildred from sharing the view as the sun rose over the veldt.

In the darkness, they heard the rattling of bridles and the clop of hooves from the edge of the defences, then the hooves became a deep thundering noise which faded to the silence of the night. A horrible time passed before the sound of rifles sprinkled vivid cracks of light across the veldt.

When dawn finally cast its burnt sienna fingers across the plains and between the hills the scene was horrifying. Riderless horses wandered, bodies lay, the Boer guns were intact, and only a handful of the troops had returned, none of the Volunteers.

*    *    *    *    *

“Were you upset, gran’mama?” The girl’s eyes were wide.

“Yes, child, I was devastated. I watched for three days, not daring to shut my eyes in case he might come back. Gerald came to me, he had found grief, realising what he had lost and how little value there was in those cursed diamonds. He carried me down, near unconscious, with a strength that kept me close to him till the end of his days.”

Outside the thunder had ceased, and it seemed to her now as if an armistice had been declared between the heavens and the earth. It was time to remember with sadness all those who had passed. In the great battles that had been fought during her lifetime a terrible number had fallen.

She was disturbed from her reverie by the sudden awareness that they were no longer alone in the cabin. There stood a man, tall, with handsome features, his dinner jacket decorated with five silver medals.

“Daddy,” shouted Molly, throwing herself upon him. “Gran’mama thought you had died in Kimberloo.”

“That old story,” he laughed. “And at this time of night. Why yes I might have died, we were chased by the Boers for days, unable to make a path back to the town. Chance, or fate, took us into the path of General Robert’s cavalry. I rode back into town at the head of the column…”

The warm breeze of the veldt touched Mildred’s cheek as her beautiful son laid his daughter gently down to sleep.

Story acceptance

I was delighted to hear that my story “Is this what I am for” has been accepted by MunsterLit for their Southword Journal Online http://www.munsterlit.ie/Southword/home.html. Should be appearing there in July.

Twirling down the dark

Dream spirits,

Lovely dreams,

They skate around temptation.

Sharp scratch of ice,

White skin gleaming

Until, luscious in desire,

They fall

Twirling down the dark.

Sweat!

Sweet!

Smell!

Slender!

Touch!

Sense!

Sounds!

And, winged by the moment,

Glide on high breezes

To see swollen lands

Too far to imagine.

Then, coming to earth,

Hold hands,

Hold hearts,

Sigh and lie content

Until I wake.

A taste from a parting glass

It caught my eye as I was shown into the crowded parlour room. It had been a going away gift. The mirror sat in a dark burnished frame, fine silk screen lettering declared “POWERS WHISKEY – PURE POT STILL” amid ripe ears of grain, ribbons and scrolls. There were memories buried in the craftsmanship, yet what kind of a fool had I been: a bar mirror as a gift? And what had possessed her to keep it?

The reflection showed a crowd, simple folk, the men and women of a quiet country town gathered in grief. I stood in their midst, a fox among chickens. There was a hand on my arm.

 

‘Michael,’ It was Father Ned Gilligan, my best friend from school, though now he looked twenty years my senior.

 

‘Ned!’

 

There was genuine warmth in the way he took my hand. ‘My God, Michael, it’s great to see you. Must be thirty years.’

 

‘More like forty, Ned.’

 

‘You’ve never the once been home?’

 

He began a litany of those from our school who had passed on. I gazed about the parlour, the red velour chairs and burnished oak table; she might have sat here evenings. I wondered if our last night had danced before her eyes, as she drowsed.

 

‘Will you not stay, Michael?’ Mary, beautiful, melodious, pale. The bar in O’Neills was quiet yet, the snug warm from the fire, fragrance of turf mixing seductively with the aroma of cloves.

 

‘Sure, it’ll be no time, and I’ll be sending for you.’

 

‘Ah, you’re all words.’

 

‘I mean it, Mary, I… I…’

 

In the mirror, her eyes, mischievous as two black kittens.

 

‘Oh, Michael. Sure don’t I love you!’

 

I made my fortune in commodities, but not until I had spent twenty five years working eighty hour weeks, too scared to take a holiday in case my positions went south. Mary had written, daily at first, weekly, then monthly.  She understood if I was too busy ever to reply. After ten years she had other news. She sent me an invitation to the wedding, knowing I would not come.

 

The mirror changed again, and I saw Mary and me, as we might have sat on cold evenings in our parlour. I saw our children bringing in tea, neighbours calling for a chat and a drop. Measuring our wealth, not in dollars, but in each other.

 

Ah, Mary… Maybe my fortune was my misfortune?

 

Ellen, her granddaughter, asked if I wanted a drink. She had Mary’s eyes, that little lilt in her voice, as if every day was a carnival.

 

‘A hot whiskey,’ I choked. ‘Powers, if you have it.’

The real and honest secret of successful fiction writing. No really!

It is twenty years since I first took a correspondence course in fiction writing. At the time I was playing around with short stories and segments of longer stories. I suffered from two main diseases: first, I was a martyr to lethargy and procrastination. Days would go by, weeks, sometimes months, when my only writing output was a couple of ill conceived lines. The other ailment was simple lack of skill. I would write three pages of the finest prose with powerful emotional undertones, then read it back a week later to find it was awful: dialogue that sounded wooden or was laced with “he said,” “she said,” “he replied,” “she countered.” Magnificent descriptions that turned out to use the word “magnificent” nine times in one paragraph. Characters that changed sex or became forty years older from one page to the next. I expected that the course would teach me all the secrets of strong dialogue and credible characters, and that it would focus my energies in writing as university exams had once focussed me onto the art of memorisation. I was disappointed in both!

For the work element, I found that I was doing no more work than I had before, except that now all my work was towards the course, whatever assignment was set in the latest module, and I was doing no real writing, so getting no creative output. This is the weakness (as well as the strength) of correspondence courses, no deadlines, no compulsion to complete in a given time. As to the skill level, there was no secret list of how-tos, just an interminable set of instructions to go and read how other people do it. Most of the  assignments involved reading short stories from the likes of DH lawrence and answering Leaving Cert style questions: “What is the central theme? How does the author use colours to communicate the theme?” and so on.

I did not finish. Half way through I let it go and focussed on writing novels, finished two fragments, then managed to finish a whole novel. It did not sell. I started several more fragments, then finished a second novel. It also did not sell. One agent, excited by the quality of the PR package I sent her, with graphics, a cd, an animated sequence, took my novel but wrote back that the plot was weak. It was a kick in the teeth, but more importantly, the moment I read it I knew that she was right. I had known it all along but had not acknowledged it. I hid from the truth in the name of keeping my throughput up.

That was when I started into my second correspondence course. Oh my God, more of the same. Read this, read that. Read, read, read. Understand your market. Why is that writer printed, what is this writer chosen for the anthology.

It took me two years, but I finally churned my way through the course, got to the end of it. That was last September, twenty years and still nothing published outside of a dozen odd web sites, and self publishing my second novel. I’m not undermining the web sites, but I’d like to be accepted by somebody who puts out paper! I’m not greedy. I don’t want to earn a fortune, though I would not turn a fortune down should I find one determined to make my acquaintance. All I want is to see my name on a paper publication, one that I have not paid for myself.

That is where the secret of writing comes in. It struck me. A bolt from the blue. An epiphany! I have spent twenty years reading DH Lawrence, James Joyce, Ray Bradbury, Thomas Harris, Edna O’Brien, Douglas Adams, F Scott Fitzgerald, Charles Dickens, Dennis Lehane, Dan Brown, Peter F Hamilton, and on and on and on. Read and read and read. What will you find when you read? The answer is there for everybody to see. What is it that separates out a published writer from the rest of the world?

Here it is. Here is the answer. This will save you thousands of euros in correspondence courses and classes and critiques. The answer is: NOTHING! There is nothing, absolutely nothing that links all the authors, all the hundred thousand writers I have read. You can be eloquent or simple, fantastic or plain, devious or straightforward, violent or sweet, steady or capricious, It makes no difference. You will be no closer to getting published. There is nothing that distinguishes published writers from you except that, for reasons unknown, they have been published.

So forget the correct way to do it, just write. Write whatever makes you happy, whatever makes you laugh or cry or anger, or whatever leaves you in a state of divine calm. Don’t worry if you read it back and realise it is unadulterated garbage, send it off to the publishers and magazine editors anyway.

The writing courses can’t tell you that, nor the critiquers, or the self-help book authors. They make their money convincing you they have the secret, then they send you back reading more because the lesson is there for everyone to see: there is nothing that distinguishes your work from published work. Okay, you should always try to improve your work, smooth out your dialogue and develop your characters, but if you think unpolished, poorly conceived work won’t sell, I have only one thing to say: Celia Aherne!

Shortlist

My story “To stop from drowning him” has been shortlisted in the latest (March 2012) Writers Forum magazine. Alas didn’t make the last 3 which get published, but I got a by-line. Baby steps….

Jugged Hare

 

 

 

One Friday, Alice could not get out of bed. Even when the phone kept ringing she could not bring herself to get up and answer it. When her husband Paul arrived home, having picked Brian up from a livid headmaster, she was tucked tightly into the quilt, foetal, wet, weeping. Washing off sweat and tears in the shower she received an epiphany: she could be stronger, better than this, all she needed was focus.
The following morning, she sat with Paul watching Saturday Kitchen on the BBC; the passion of the chefs captured her imagination and she set about cooking with fervent energy. Her take on Piquant Crab and Leek Soup with a Delicate Salad of Sea Truffles was as good as any restaurant, even little Brian ate it. She was hooked. Two busy but very tasty months later, her application for the inaugural series of Irish Masterchef had turned up an invitation to some South Dublin studio, with instructions to bring the ingredients for a main of her choice.
She needed something extraordinary to grab their attention, so she walked endlessly around a host of upmarket delicatessens and epicurean emporia.
“What about some venison, ma’am, right in season? Humanely reared veal? You can’t go wrong with organic fillet steak.” For all the fine meats, what caught her attention was hanging over one counter, freshly skinned, a brace of wild hare. Skinny, red, scrawny, they hung like an open invitation. She thought of Paul, a big man for his steak, and Brian for whom fish fingers and baked beans were a staple diet; then she thought about the big flavours in game, how unsuitable, what a bad idea. Yet, once the notion had planted itself, it would not be shifted. She even had a supplier.
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Lightly coat the joints of the hare (paunched and hung, then skinned and jointed) with a tablespoon of plain flour and place in a flame-proof casserole dish.
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At a stark pace, I walked the moist fields, evening mists sapping the heat from my bones. It was an ancient trail. My father and my grandfather each had marched this kingdom carrying the same steadfast Lee and Whitney shotgun, open at the breech. Preceding generations had trod also; they had worked for the Lord Palmerstown away in the big house, warding the game that had been the God-given right of the invader, till the Whiteboys had burnt them out and sent them home. The English shilling had afforded my great-grandfather thirty two acres of estate, but all the game now was gone, excepting the hares.
There was a broad copse of bushes and straggling trees, a scraggy, bleak place surrounded by wintry scrub grass. Florry, a brown and spat pointer bitch I had raised from a pup, thrust up her snout. Hidden in the scrub was a hare, slick in the dusky sun, sitting lock still and bold as you like, nose twitching like a fevered slug. Its ears pricked up, head turned one way, the other, then it bolted. All that was exalted and beatific in nature was captured in the sleek splendour of that creature in full panicked flight, forelegs stretching earnestly, hind legs driving with pure energy.
My hands lifted the gun with habitual ease, closing the barrel and cocking the hammers in one sedate motion. I held steady, aiming not at the beast but into its future. My finger caressed the trigger, feeling for the auspicious moment, and a blast ripped the peace of the evening. The buckshot caught the hare, momentum taking it head over heels several times, then it lay still, senseless, paralysed. Florry was on it before it ceased to convulse, carrying it unselfishly back to me.
I lifted it, still quivering in my hand, hot. Was it right for me to take life from this thing, when so much life was torn away from us every day? Should we who survive not cherish the very essence of living, in all creatures, however small? Alas, I had no time for such philosophies. I pulled it up by the hind legs, pulled and twisted the head just so, and all life was extinguished.
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Glaring, frosted, inundating light sparkled on kitchen surfaces cleaned with care and bother. Alice chaffed at her recipe book, feeling gloomy. What a fool she had been to think of such nonsense. In the fridge, a rare pile of dead hare awaited. Reluctance gripped her, if she did not start then she could not fail. She read through the details repeatedly, preoccupied.
Her daughter, Claire, fourteen and unbearably beautiful, even in her dull green school uniform, was watching her. On her face was that perpetual vibrant smile that would cut you in two.
‘Where did you get that book, Mum?’ she asked distractedly, as if from across a hasty stream.
‘This old thing? Your Dad gave it to me, oh, many years ago. It’s hand written, you know, by some house maid. Very old thingummy.’
‘Must be worth a fortune.’
‘Yes, I suppose, though… I always wanted to use it. I can’t really explain it, like, this is a piece of his love, so I should use it and touch it and not wrap it up.’
‘Aww!’
‘Oh, listen to me, I sound like some chick-lit heroine.’
Claire laughed, crystal and warm. Soft draughts of gaiety escaped her and wrapped Alice in easy contentment. She wanted to wind the clock back to those blissful climes, and so clutched to the recipe, however unsuitable, as if it might form an implicit time machine. Now, she must seize the moment.
Taking a bundle of old newspaper tied with twine, Alice unwrapped it and found herself staring at the livid carcasses of three hares. There was a deep odour of game, rich yet rotten. A sudden cold hand of doubt massaged her heart. Facing butchery had seemed primal, almost a brutal honesty. Principles were fine until faced with headless flayed corpses.
‘Oh, Claire, how can I do this?’
‘Course you can, Mum, all you’ve been through and you can’t chop up a bit of meat?’ The girl’s laughter again thawed her.
‘Right then, I guess these are paunched and hung, whatever that means. No points for working out they’re skinned. Just got to figure out how to joint the damn things.’
She took one and cut through the meat around the back leg, what she imagined might be the haunch, then tried to pull the leg back but there was no give. She had a brand new boning knife from Ikea, sharp enough to cut silence. It took three or four slashes, blade hacking at flesh like some incompetent doctor in a botched operation, before she found the joint and pulled the leg back. A couple more nicks and she was able to pull the leg free. It then took all her strength, leaning on the blade, to sever the paw. Relieved to have made it through the ordeal she dumped the joint into the bowl of flour.
‘Ah well, only another eleven joints to go.’
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Add 4 rashers and a large onion, chopped, the zest of a whole lemon, a bouquet garni, 6 cloves of garlic and 1 tsp ground Allspice. Cover with water, bring slowly to the boil.
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Bubbles of steam fought each other on the turbulent surface of the red liquid. Is that too fast, she wondered, should I turn down the heat? It had taken so long to bring the liquid up to temperature, but then again she could not afford to ruin the broth. How fast was slow anyway? So many of these recipes used terms that only made sense if you already knew what the results should be. Cook the pasta till it’s al dente, grill the fish until it feels cooked to the touch, season to taste.
The calendar had the date at the studio highlighted in red, the passing days crossed off, the time shrinking fast. Oh, God! She had assumed it would be months after she applied, if she was called at all, before she would have to go and cook for the Masterchef judges. Less than a week now, what if this didn’t work? Was there time to come up with another dish?
‘What have I got myself into, Claire?’
‘It’s cooking, Mum, not rocket science.’
‘Oh, you,’ she smiled despite her misgivings. ‘But I’ve no idea if I can do this, I mean, it’s next week. Eight days. This is the first time I’ve tried anything as grand as this, and, you know, if your uncle Johnny doesn’t manage to catch any more hares before the big day I might not get another chance. And, oh God, who cooks hare?’
‘You do, Mum. And they’ll love you for it.’
‘You have such a happy outlook. I wish I could bottle you up and sell you.’
‘Ha, you’d never get the stopper on. Anyway, I haven’t seen you so happy in a long while, since you started cooking.’
‘You’re right, cooking’s good. Good for the soul. Maybe you should think about being a chef.’
‘I thought you wanted me to be a doctor?’
‘Well, doctor, chef, whatever.’
‘It’s all blood and guts either way, right?’ They laughed together.
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Cover the dish and casserole in the oven for 2 – 2½ hours or until the hare is tender
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Paunched, she had said. The hares must be paunched, hung and skinned. My hands knew the sacred ritual well enough, and as I watched them work, disembodied, it seemed I was a young boy gazing at my father’s easy mastery. The sacrificial blade, a stubby gutting knife. They held the lifeless bundle by the hind legs. Pinching the blade so that only a short length of edge protruded, they carefully cut through the warm and bloodied flesh from between the legs right up to the breast bone, not cutting deep for fear of piercing the innards. Using the knife point, those expert hands eased the skin back from the body leaving the flesh of the belly exposed. With one deft sweep they slit this membrane to the guts.
With the back legs still in one hand, the other grasped the front legs and twisted the back into a u-shape. A neat flick and the creature was eviscerated, the bloodied innards emerging neatly and landing in the tupperware with a wet slurp. A last nick of the blade, into the diaphragm at the edge of the ribs, and a thin stream of dark blood gushed into the tub, steam rising from it like the soul departing.
Blood, flesh, bone and sinew, rough ingredients of life now discriminated in death, destroyed by my own hands.
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For the forcemeat balls, mix breadcrumbs, chopped suet, parsley, thyme leaves, lemon zest and two rashers of streaky bacon together lightly in a bowl. Stir in some seasoning and enough beaten egg to bind, then gently shape the mixture into balls about the size of walnuts. Lay on top of the casserole for the last half hour of cooking.
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She pulled the loose fluid mishmash together with her hands, eggy mulch sludging out between fingers. Forcemeat! The very sound of it was intimidating, suggesting… Well, whatever it suggested she had been relieved to read that it was nothing more dangerous than a stuffing.
‘The boys should be home soon.’
‘Yes,’ said Claire. ‘And they’ll be hungry. Mind you, they’re always hungry.’
‘Well they can be hungry all they like, this won’t be done till its done.’
‘I suppose they’ll just put the footie on the telly and not lift their heads till you put food in front of them.’
‘You’re probably right. Unless we get a miracle and your Dad decides to help me. Or, even more unlikely, wants to spend some time with me.’
‘Oh, Mum, you know he does.’
‘Sometimes I wonder at him. A day can go by and he wouldn’t talk to me.’
‘You can talk to him though…’
‘Maybe. It’s just, I don’t know, it seems to get harder each time, and I’m not sure he has the energy to go on. I need all the energy for him and the cooking, both. I don’t know if I can keep it up.’
‘Don’t say that, Mum. Don’t make me sad.’
Alice looked at Claire’s face, still crooked in her special smile. No, she did not want to make her daughter sad. She began to form her forcemeat, trying to recall what size a walnut was.

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Once cooked, remove the hare and forcemeat. Keep the onions and rashers then strain the cooking juices.
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The oven blasted heat and heady aroma played with her anxiety, a tight symphony of the heart. The boys would not like it, their tastes were simple, grounded. Yet without their affirmation, could she continue? She raised the cast iron lid. Was it overdone? Rich and dark, gamy, powerful. Unctuous! The meat lifted clear, soft and succulent but not falling off the bone. So far so good.
The door burst open with an explosion of park dirt and boy noise.
‘Euugh! That smells off. Is it off?’ Paul’s tone was flippant but the words were cutting, her courage, like a vulnerable child, cut down. She gave him a cheesy grin as if it did not matter, but it did.
‘Oh, come on,’ he said. ‘Cheer up. It’s a long time since Ross.’
‘Cheer up, yeah, you’re right. I’ll just cheer up.’
‘Don’t… Oh!’ His brow was creased, hands clenched. ‘Look, I love you, I’m here for you. The Man U game is on, you need anything, just shout.’
Brian and Paul headed for the TV.
‘Just cheer up, he says!’
‘He’s right you know.’
‘Now don’t you start taking his side.’
‘It’s not sides, Mum.’
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In a saucepan, melt an ounce of butter and stir in a tablespoon of flour.
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The hares had needed to hang. To rot, she used to say, back in the days when our dad would take me out on the hunt and she had would stay behind sulking, then turn up her nose at anything that did not come wrapped in plastic from a supermarket. Ironic that it was she now who was requesting this. I was delighted to see the spritz back in her step, though nervous too: should I really be bringing her half rotted corpses and buckets of blood?
They had been hanging in the woodshed for a week, and had that rank odour to them that was just on the border where posh meets putrid. I took them down and sharpened up the callow knife with my iron, taking time to put a good edge on it. The first cut is through the skin on the base of each leg, then along the inside of the hind legs, then finally the tail. There is a brutal art to skinning, knowing the right weight to pull at the hide so that it prised away from the legs without tearing. Tug, heave, twist, as I am tearing the pelt away from the hind legs to towards the head, the stench is atrocious. Finally, with its skin pulled over its head like a night gown, the creature’s eyes are blind to the coup de grace. I lean all my weight on the knife and decapitate it. Now it is just meat.
I had given her four ready for the first batch, another half dozen hanging, and I would be out again hunting once the sun was kissing the landscape. I said a small prayer as I took the next carcass down.
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Gradually add the cooking liquid, stirring continuously.
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Lumps, oh God there was lumps in her roux! Time for the liquidizer?
‘Do you remember our “mock soup?”‘ asked Claire. ‘We made it with sand and sea water.’
‘What?’ There was a pounding in Alice’s head, fierce pressure. What was the girl on about? No, she knew. ‘That day at Ross strand? The sun was glorious and…’
‘And we played sand castles…’
‘And you made a sand zombie, with seaweed for hair. Fantastic.’ A superb, yes, a horrific image with sticks and seashells, driftwood for a gravestone.
‘I buried you,’ said Claire quietly, drifting.
‘Up to the neck, I could hardly breathe.’
‘I would only let you up if you promised…’
‘…To take you to Disneyland! You little vixen. You knew I was weak for you, you could have asked for anything.’
‘And then…’
And then. Hell and thunder, why wouldn’t these lumps break up under the battering of her whisk. The blood had come; gallons of it, the beach towels could not staunch it. Children stood with ice creams watching till the ambulance came.
#
Stir in the blood of the hares and add a good tawney port to taste, season if necessary.
#
She poured the thick, dark blood from the tupperware into the dish. “Add port to taste.” To taste, to taste… To kill the bitterness, the salty tang, the overwhelming parch of blood, season the soul with port. What a stupid idea to pick a dish like this. Every part of it, flesh, blood, bone, brought back an image. The wound, so wide, why so God damned wide? Left open for the autopsy. Skin pulled back. Copper saucepan. The gurney, stainless steel, sterile. Thick red sauce bubbling. Blood pooling. Red flesh. Pale skin. The smell of port. The smell of hospitals.
#
Pour the sauce over the hare and serve with the forcemeat.
#
I turned up for the judgement of the Jugged Hare with four more dead beasts swathed in newspaper. Paul answered, his eyes heavy.
‘How is she?’ I asked.
‘Ah, up and down, you know.’
‘She seems to be taking to the cooking.’
‘Aye, well, the best I’ve seen her since… I just hope she doesn’t burn out on it. What if this Masterchef thing falls flat.’
Brian came thundering out of the living room and leapt on me to hug me. At least there was one member of this family that would rise unscathed from the tragedy.
#
I found her in tears in the kitchen, seasoning the stew with her sadness. I went to hug her, but we had never been easy with intimacy. I tried to hide the bundle of newspaper, fearing it might upset her more, but she grabbed at them.
‘Another four?’
I nodded.
‘Ah, you’re a star, Johnny. I need another couple of goes at this. And you’ll have a bunch ready on the day.’
‘You know it, sis. Smells great, you’re a dead cert.’
‘Oh, go, you’re just saying that.’
As she dried her tears, she started chatting to me, a rambling, easy patter, free of the woeful grief I had come to expect.
‘We’ll eat now,’ she said, picking up a great big pot of dark, rich, succulent stew. ‘Goodnight, beautiful.’
I was taken aback for a moment as she walked out of the kitchen, then I noticed the photograph of Claire over the sink.
‘Goodnight, Claire,’ I added, then followed the delicious aroma into the dining room.

 

The Gardener

In the time of Giants, Eamon Macha son of Dithorba was guilty of a most brutal deed. Dithorba, the great King of the North, was enraged. He threw Eamon Macha down and declared ‘You are no longer my son!’ This was a horrific curse, and twenty five generations had lived and died since it was last spoken ‘This Géas I place upon you. You have dug fresh graves to hide your sins. For thirty times three hundred years you shall trudge the tracks and paths of the land with your pipes, you shall play for any that call on you, but you shall only know the sad airs, and men will curse your melancholia.’

Sean McCarthy slammed down the lid of his laptop in frustration. It was garbage, mediocre garbage that just did not resonate with his voice at all. The wandering fecking piper, where did that come from? Where was it going to?

He stretched. It had been a long day. There was a desperation now; what had started as the great adventure, giving up his insurance job to pursue the dream of writing, would soon come to an end unless he could convince his agent that his modern reworking of Irish folk myths was a runner. Without Julie’s income, he would have to crawl back to the corporate world with his tail between his legs. In fact, he may be lucky to get something in the current environment, and there would certainly be a big drop in salary.

On his way downstairs, he called into Julie. Fiercely drawn, thin, pale as God’s host and, who knows, maybe days away from joining them. The morphine solution connected to her central line was three quarters gone, but the switch to self-administer was still in her hand. He missed her badly. She was gone nearly all the time now. A week ago she had occasional lucid moments when he could talk to her, confirm her living will, gaze into the future. Now he stood as the sole guardian of what was left of her. He closed his eyes and said a prayer, holding her hand.

Maire, Julie’s sister was in the kitchen doing a bit of washing and cooking. He did not want her there, but she had made this her vocation, and not a day passed that she was not at her station. Would he be able to evict her once Julie passed?

‘Ah, there you are,’ she whined. She had a tinny voice that always sounded like nails on a blackboard. ‘Would you not give up on that writing thing, get out and get a walk in. You won’t have your little holiday too much longer.’

‘Thanks for the support, Maire.’

‘Well, support whatever. It’s a voice of sense you need to be hearing. If Julie were awake now, God bless her, she’d be getting you out the door.’

She was wrong; Julie had been his muse, had picked through his diaries and talked him into trying his writing again. It had been her idea to give up his job. If she were here, she would stand behind him.

‘Maybe.’

‘Now, I’ll need to wash her down once I have the sheets aired. I’ll need you to help me change her. In the meantime, you need bread, milk and eggs, so off you go to Spar. And mind you walk now. And no dawdling!’

She had a heart of gold and was one of the most selfless people he knew, but God, he would love to punch a knife through her eye.

 

The Gardener was hungry. Noon had passed and the afternoon was stretching in. His feet was sore, but they were always sore, and his hands ever cold. Hunger came and went.

There was a fat man coming out of a gate in front of him, red faced and panting.

‘Excuse me, sir.’

The man looked twice at him, something he was used to, most people found it hard to take his visage in at once. Shabby black clothes, several layers slung about so that it might appear he was wearing robes; sad old boots with string in place of laces; scraggily beard and hair that had not seen a comb or scissors; finally his seed bag, grown gross with the years. Aye, no wonder that the good and humble people of this neighbourhood might look twice.

‘Eh…’

‘I’m sorry to disturb you, sir, only I have the hunger on me, and was wondering if you might have a little food to spare.’

The man’s eyes turned, avoiding his, an indication that he was not going to help, but was already feeling guilty. There came a change in his face then, perhaps reflecting inner doubts, and he reached into his pocket. He came out with a ten euro note; he checked his pockets again but, finding nothing else, handed the bill over.

‘Ah, blessings of God on you, sir, but I couldn’t take no charity, sir. Could I… You see, sir, I’m something of a gardener, you know…’ He pulled out a rusty old trowel and ancient looking shears. ‘I could maybe do a bit of weeding, clean up a little. If that’d be your garden you’re after coming out of.’

‘Eh… Well… Ok, sure, in the front garden, I’ve not been out in it much. Bit of tidying, aye.’

The man walked off and the Gardener smiled. When kindness was shown, it could be returned.

 

Sean was in an odd mood as he walked to the shop. Not that he was ever in a mood that was not odd, not since that awful day in the consultant’s office. They had expected piles, ulcers, nothing to worry about, here’s a cream and off home with you. Instead, the cold grey doctor had started to use words like tumour, then malignant, then primary. Six months he had been in this odd mood, but he could not define what he felt about the old man. He was a tramp, a vagrant, and yet… there was a quality to him, something that made you feel he was a step up from the normal drunk you might encounter.

He bought some extra things, rolls, some ham and bit of coleslaw, thinking it likely a waste of time, the old man would be long gone with his tenner before he got back.

He was not. When Sean returned, the vagrant was bent over what had, at one time, been Julie’s herb bed, now choked with weeds. At least, some of it was choked, a good solid patch had been cleared, and beautifully so, the soil fresh turned.

‘Did you give money to that beggar man?’ Maire demanded. ‘I went out to chase him off with a broom and he said you had asked him to do the garden.’

‘Thanks for watching out for me, Maire.’

‘Not for you. You’d never know what these people are up to.’

‘Up to, schmup to…’

‘You see there you go with your high faluting language again when you should be out there digging the garden instead of paying some layabout who will probably die and then sue you.’

Dear God!

Sean made up a couple of sandwiches and a big mug of tea, milky with plenty of sugar and took it out to the old man. He was nearly finished the herb bed and it was looking great. He brushed off his hands on his jacket and took the sandwich greedily.

‘You’ve done a great job. You know, I’d be happy to pay you for a little bit of work, maybe once a week.’

‘Can’t, got to keep moving,’ spluttered the tramp between bites and slurps.

‘Where to?’

The old man spluttered, laughed.

‘Here. Wherever might be next… Ye know what destiny is? Fate, like.’

‘Oh, Jesus yes. I found out all about fate.’ He glanced up at the window where his wife’s failing threads of life were fraying.

‘There are many fates, you see. Death wouldn’t be the worst, now.’

‘It is not death I fear, it is… The lonliness. I miss her already, and she is still here. She is… half of me. That’s it, really. I will be half dead when she goes.’

‘Yes, that would be worse than death, for a man like your good self, healthy and strong and all that.’

‘And what about your fate?’

The tramp patted his bag. ‘Seeds,’ he said. ‘I pick them up here, plant them there. That’d be my lot.’

‘What have you planted here?’

‘A Rowan tree. There in the oul’ corner. It will take a bit to grow, now, but it will be mighty. Now off with ye. Sure don’t I have work to do. I must be picking something to take with me.’

And so he left the old man to his trowel and his shears. There was a peace in his heart.

 

That evening, after Maire left and he finally got a bit of peace, Julie woke up screaming. He rushed to her, astonished to see her sitting up, lucid, alive.

‘There was a man here,’ she said, the first words he had heard from her for a fortnight. She felt her chest, her groin. ‘He took the tumours!’

‘What? A man in here?’

‘An old man, he eased them out of me, like… like weeds…’

 

A fortnight later, after yet another round of discussions with astonished consultants, Sean found a quiet space and began again.

 

In the time of Giants, Eamon Macha son of Dithorba was guilty of a most brutal deed. Dithorba, the great King of the North, was enraged. He threw Eamon Macha down and declared ‘You are no longer my son!’ This was a horrific curse, and twenty five generations had lived and died since it was last spoken ‘This Géas I place upon you. You have dug fresh graves to hide your sins. For thirty times three hundred years you shall trudge the tracks and paths of the land, you shall dig the gardens of all the earth, so that some good might come of you.’ 

So it was that for six thousand years, Eamon Macha walked the back roads and dust paths carrying a stick and a blade, with a bag of seeds, scattering some here, picking up others there.

One day, in the time of motor cars, Eamon Macha walked the streets of a city. He came to the garden of Maire.

‘Get out of here, you dirty foul man,’ she cried in a tinny annoying voice.

The Gardener reached into his bag of seeds. ‘I have the very thing to plant in her dark heart,’ he thought.

Short List

 

Just found out today that I have reached the shortlist on the monthly Writer’s Forum fiction competition, http://www.writers-forum.com/storycomp.html

 

That’s the third entry I have tried, first was commended, second highly commended, now short listed. There’s still a chance to make the final 3 but even if I don’t I do seem to be heading in the right direction.

 

The story, To Stop From Drowning Him, tells a dark tale of a group of friends, their relationship stretching back to a Booze Cruise on the Holyhead Ferry when they were in school, who gather together for one last trip, to lay the ashes of one of their numbers to rest. But the gang have very different views of what happened all those years ago.